Rewatching Hannibal and I still find it hilarious how Hannibal in S3 mentions he can’t get over his feelings for Will and his first actual course of action about it is just going
Hannibal’s shirt is taking a brief stop with me before it heads on to @the-winnowing-wind and she wanted me to make sure it wasn’t lonely so it’s visiting with Will’s sweater. They’re getting along well.
CAN THEY HEAR MY HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING FROM MARS?!?!!???
Imagine the shirts in a dark closet and…then, them falling into a washer and tumbling around, like after the fall off the cliffs, as Love Crime plays while they twine around each other.
Will saying “We can never be together. You are linen, I am wool. Wash dark colors separately.” and “I don’t want to cold cycle with you anymore.” To which Hannibal replies, “then I will sit in this laundry basket, so that you will always know exactly where I am and where you can always fold me.”
After the final wash a red stained Will declares, “I’ve changed, but maybe that’s just fine.”
Hannibal just wrapping around him, “You changed me too. Look at me. I’m covered in lint.”
Penis shaped pizza, yay! Blacklist Penis Friday and Nsfw if you don’t want any peen / slashy / gaysexing stuff on your dash. Otherwise, enjoy 😉
Season 1 Hannibal makes this pizza for Will, trying to give him a hint that he’s warm for his form. But Will’s just like “Haha what a cute pizza, shaped like elephant with the big ears and trunk and all, what a nice friend you are, Dr. Lecter.”
When you realize that you are that friend in the group
It’s so beautiful I could cry
Sigh. I would like to state for the record that this is not what I intended in posting penis shaped objects on my blog, and I am both enchanted and terrified.
Much like the twisted up corpse of a poet suddenly turns into a headless meat-stag, things in this fandom tend to take on a life of their own 🙂 ❤
(Actually Imaginarylock here) I’m horrified at the amount of notes, HORRIFIED
Sometimes we do not get to choose our legacy, for our legacy chooses us…
It’s Friday and you know what that mean kids…the penis pizza is back! Yes, this is @imaginarylock ‘s legacy now. Come show it all the love!
This may stand as both a warning about Penis Friday, and a cautionary tale about the Hannibal fandom. The more I told them to stop reblogging the damn thing, the more byk23 added onto it. Sigh. All hail the penis pizza, I guess. 🍕🍕🍕
My legacy, apparently.
This Pizzapeen has been confiscated for evidence
Beware of the Hannibal fandom, be careful what you post. Fandom will run with it, all the way down the rabbithole.
Still the most reblogged thing I’ve ever posted. Goddam fannibals.
Things that my family won’t understand if I die without deleting my blog #669
For Reblog Thursday, this Hannibal Appropriation Post.
I saw someone posted recently about starting a blog for Hannibal Appropriation Posts. Please please do it. We can all submit the best ones so they will never be forgotten. There were some real gold ones that new fannibals have not seen.