Signs as flavours

zodiac4thots:

aries: A margarita by the pool side.

taurus: Jam filled donut.

gemini: Warm home-made pizza right out of the oven.

cancer: Vodka caused by a heartbreak and regret.

leo: 8 course meal at a fancy ass restaurant. 

virgo: Drinking a Shirley temple, friend-sitting your drunk buddies at the club.

libra: Traditional food from your favorite country/place

scorpio: cookies and brownies made by you and your best friend while in a messy kitched.

sagittarius: Unhealthy yet irresistible chips. 

capricorn: Good pussy.

aquarius: water when you need it the most.

pisces: A night in at a hotel with some wine and room service, watching your favorite show.

What i think of the signs

Aries: your heart is practically tattooed on your sleeve. You put your all in everything which probably fucks you over on a daily basis. you need give yourself a break.
Taurus: you’re always so honest and sometimes too honest and it’s literally one big roller coaster to be around you and it’s fun but i wish you opened up more
Gemini: you try too hard despite the fact that you have this “i don’t care about anything” persona. you’re not fooling anyone and it’s tiring to be around you for too long.
Cancer: you’re either too quiet when you need to be speaking up or you’re too loud when you need to shut up. btw you have a great sense of humor
Leo: you do so many shitty things all the time, but your loyalty to people you care about is what makes them stick around. your strength is really admirable & it’s ok to cry
Virgo: you are not a machine and you need to sit down and relax or something. you’d be the best person to hang around if you weren’t so uptight. you are #1 at worrying and over thinking
Libra: your sense of humor is so under appreciated but that’s because it’s borderline harsh and offensive. I never know when you’re being serious and you’re lowkey intimidating (you will probably also take that as a compliment)
Scorpio: people tend to throw their problems at you a lot and i 100% understand why you are the way you are. This is me understanding & not calling you a dick because you are not a dick.
Sagittarius: you’re the best person to talk to when it’s rainy and dreary and you have the best vibes. you’re all about making the most out of any situation but i always worry about how you’re feeling i hope you’re alright
Capricorn: you are a million times more than what you give yourself credit for. you’re always giving without second thought but stop forgetting about yourself. stop putting yourself down w your self deprecating jokes
Aquarius: you have good intentions and a heart of gold and you’re really weird but it’s ridiculously endearing and everyone is most likely in love w you. some people dont deserve your kindness though
Pisces: you always give until you’re emptied out and that’s both the best and worst thing about you. you are the friend everyone goes to when they need a shoulder to cry on

the signs as knock knock jokes

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Aries: 

Voldemort- “knock knock”
Harry Potter- “who’s there”
Voldemort- “you know”
Harry Potter- “you know who”
Voldemort- “exactly”

Aquarius: 

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“daisy”
“daisy who”
“daisy me rollin’ they hatin’”

Cancer:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“doctor”
“doctor who”

Capricorn:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“Britney Spears”
“Britney Spears who?”
“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“oops I did it again”

Gemini:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“Idaho”
“Idaho who”
“I da ho”

Leo:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“to”
“to who”
“to whom

Libra:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“Obama”
“Obama who”
“Oooo Baaa Maaa self”

Pisces:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“date”
“date who”
“date me…”

Sagittarius:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“boo”
“I don’t know anyone named Boo. Get off my property.”

Scorpio:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“not Zayn”

Taurus:

“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“yoo”
“yoo who”
“yoo who big summer blowout”

Virgo:

friend: “knock knock”
me: “who’s there”
friend: “not your favorite character”
me: 
friend:
me: “there’s a special place in hell for people like you”

The Signs On A Long Bus Ride

somezodiacstuff:

Aries – Complains about how much they hate bus rides

Taurus – The one who talks really loud

Gemini – Playing on their phone the whole time

Cancer – Stares out the window lost in thought

Leo – Listens to music the whole time, glares at everyone who tries to sit with them

Virgo – Brought a book, insists on sitting alone

Libra – Talks to the bus driver the whole time

Scorpio – Flirts with everyone

Sagittarius – The one who brought a card game

Capricorn – The one who silently judges everyone else on the bus

Aquarius – The one who brought food on the bus even when the driver told them not to

Pisces – Sleeps

the signs based off people i know

no-highway-signs:

Aries: really punk rock. loud and outspoken. always seem confident, even if deep down they aren’t. fun to be around.
Taurus: sweet, strong, highly intelligent. athletic. the kind of people who are nice to you even if you’re outside of their clique and you really don’t have much in common.
Gemini: hilarious omfg. always knows the right things to say. loves reading and learning about what they find interesting. asks really good questions. also has cute clothes. 
Cancer: super emotional. can’t function if things don’t go their way. funny, but easily offended. it’s like they have too many emotions to fit into their feeble human bodies or something idk what their deal is but i try to stay away from the ones i know 
Leo: i know some who are really loud and others who are really quiet but either way they speak with confidence and pretty much just radiate positive energy all the time. they always try to make everyone happy.
Virgo: total drama queens but that’s ok. the ones i know are either drug addicts or really fuckin talented musicians or both. the ones who party all night but still get good grades.
Libra: probably can be found in a garden or something. laughs a lot. also cries a lot. they do a good job of making people think they are happy and carefree but sometimes they just break down out of nowhere. 
Scorpio: rockstar aesthetic. most likely to have tons of tattoos and a leather jacket. really funny and also have a sweet/sensitive side. super romantic and caring. tries to live life to the fullest.
Sagittarius: loves to party. really pretty, really loud, really dramatic. sometimes they get annoying tbh but it’s usually just because they’re having fun and i still like to have them around.
Capricorn: they need to be in control. they have no idea how to express their emotions and you’ll probably never know what’s really going on in their head. most likely to rip your heart into a million tiny pieces with a smile on their face
Aquarius: mystical creatures who have no emotions. possibly aliens in disguise. good at art and telling jokes. also good at confusing you but they look fabulous while doin it
Pisces: emo cry babies with a good sense of humor. good at musical things. also nerdy but in a way that everyone still wants to be friends with them. 

How the Signs Treat Others

Aries: May seem mean but can be very nice to friends
Taurus: Very caring and the “parental” friend
Gemini: Treats people how people treat them
Cancer: Nice to everyone, even their enemies
Leo: May be overwhelming and usually loud, a little intimidating but has a big heart
Virgo: Quiet with almost everyone, doesn’t usually associate with people, very selective
Libra: Very charismatic and charming to most, naturally gravitates towards people
Scorpio: Appears shy but once you get to know them, there is so much more
Saggittarius: Can always change the mood to a happier one, carries a positive or assuring air around them
Capricorn: Tries to be as nice as possible to everyone, very supportive
Aquarius: Usually the leader of a group or the peace keeper, people favor them most times
Pisces: Either loves or hates people

the signs in high school (from my experience)

Aries: artsy, still trying to figure out who their real friends are
Taurus: smart!! But also they typically have no idea what they’re doing with their life
Gemini: always skipping, but gets good grades on the assignments they actually do
Cancer: very popular and likeable, average student otherwise
Leo: SMART. total cuties who never procrastinate
Virgo: TOTAL stoner. Always has weed. Very artsy though and interested in technology
Libra: THE MOST ARTSY. All of them love creating things and presenting them. Skips class to work on art/film projects
Scorpio: good student, pretty quiet generally
Sagittarius: kinda ditsy, doesn’t really care about school
Capricorn: yearbook editor, never shuts up in classes, v bitter about accomplishments and being at the top
Aquarius: always has a 4.0, very friendly though they don’t always seem that way
Pisces: band kid !!!!! They’re pretty nice but very worried about what other people think about them