aries: when people make fun of their ideas
taurus: bad drivers
gemini: the public
cancer: when they aren’t getting attention
leo: when someone eats their food without asking
virgo: anything that breathes in their direction
libra: loud noises and children
scorpio: literally everything
sagittarius: being ignored
capricorn: when someone interrupts their sentence
aquarius: fake stuff. fake people. stuff. people
pisces: when someone is mad at them
of course everyone has different tastes, but this is my personal opinion (basically, a guessing game) involving a mix of genres on what you could possibly like. being a film student, I vaguely know what I’m talking about.
AIR SIGNS (GEMINI, LIBRA, AQUARIUS:The Butterfly Effect; Begin Again; Almost Famous; Scott Pilgrim vs. The World; Thanks For Sharing; Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls; Stardust; Beetlejuice; Charlie Bartlett; Sin City; Along Came Polly; Practical Magic; Pulp Fiction; Big Fish; Donnie Darko; Avatar; The Emperor’s New Groove; Napoleon Dynamite; Zathura; Pan’s Labyrinth; Home Alone; How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days; School of Rock; Psycho; Howl’s Moving Castle; Little Miss Sunshine; About Time; Bridesmaids; The Lord of The Rings & The Hobbit movies; Love & Other Drugs; Wayne’s World; The Little Mermaid; Cry-Baby; Monsters, Inc.; Blue Is The Warmest Color; Walk The Line; The Blind Side; E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial; Pretty Woman; The Shawshank Redemption; The Wedding Singer; The Goonies, (500) Days of Summer
EARTH SIGNS (TAURUS, VIRGO, CAPRICORN):The Art Of Getting By; It’s Kind of a Funny Story; The Godfather triology; Jobs; Fight Club; Amelie; Back to The Future series; The Wolf of Wall Street; Beastly; Philomena; 10 Things I Hate About You; Juno; Populaire; The Lion King; Grease; The Heat; Edward Scissorhands; Pet Sematary; The Amazing Spider-Man; Sleeping Beauty; Titanic; Crazy, Stupid, Love; 50/50; The Covenant; Love, Actually; Beastly; My Neighbor Totoro; The Outsiders; The Perks of Being a Wallflower; The Lost Boys; A Clockwork Orange; Fired Up!; Beauty and The Beast; Gandhi; Pleasantville; The Princess Diaries; Slumdog Millionaire; X-Men film series; The Vow; Jurassic Park; The Princess and The Frog; Into The Wild; Savages; American Gangster; The Sixth Sense; 27 Dresses; Ratatouille; The Truman Show; Blue Valentine; Submarine
WATER SIGNS (CANCER, PISCES, SCORPIO):The Way, Way Back; Heathers; 50 First Dates; Clueless; Stuck In Love; Girl Most Likely; The Pursuit of Happiness; Memoirs of a Geisha; 12 Years a Slave; The Breakfast Club; Suckerpunch; In Between The Pines; WALL-E; Finding Neverland; Ponyo; Gimme Shelter; Bridge to Tarabithia; Her; Scarface; Forrest Gump; Rosemary’s Baby; American Beauty; LOL; Life Is Beautiful; Sleepy Hollow; Aladdin; Step Brothers; Vertigo; What’s Eating Gilbert Grape; The King’s Speech; Sixteen Candles; The Devil Wears Prada; The LEGO Movie; Mary and Max; American Werewolf In London; The Giver; Poltergeist; Bruce Almighty; Anchorman; Dallas Buyers Club; Alice in Wonderland; Inception; 13 Going On 30; Finding Nemo; Say Anything…; The Great Gatsby; Life of Pi
FIRE SIGNS (AIRES, LEO, SAGITTARIUS):We Are The Best!; Horns; Silver Linings Playbook; The Kids Are All Right; The Spectacular Now; Mr. and Mrs. Smith; Mulan; The Blair Witch Project; Hercules; American Hustle; Jaws; The Princess Bride; Spirited Away, Kill Bill; Ferris Bueller’s Day Off; Drive; Pochahontas; Friends With Benefits; Charlie’s Angels; The Hunger Games; Girl, Interrupted; The Shining; Adventureland; The Dark Knight trilogy; The Last Song; Casablanca; Harry Potter series; The Proposal; Maleficent; The Ring; Brave; The Avengers; Breakfast At Tiffany’s; Whip It; Precious; Divergent; There’s Something About Mary; Scream; Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind; Carrie; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo; Romeo + Juliet
Aries: Douche Canoe Taurus: natural selection will come for you Gemini: YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS A WASTE OF PAPER Cancer: you literal turd burger Leo: I’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you Virgo: YUO CRAP COVERED MAILBOX FLAG Libra:I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than you Scorpio: You’re an exceptional example of the need for birth control Sagittarius: Dicknipple Capricorn: You look a bit like Iggy Azalea Aquarius: go fuck a cactus Pisces: I hope you step on a lego
Aries: being ignored, physical restriction, being placed less than first, feeling hungry, anyone who preforms better than themselves, old things/secondhand stuff, having to wait, bland food
Taurus: being disturbed, change, lending things, being told to hurry up, sleeping in strange beds
Gemini: listening to endless complaints, regimentation, not knowing what’s going on, wasting time, being kept waiting, making irrevocable commitments, being defeated, fixed ideas, having to concentrate on only one thing for a long time
Cancer: any criticism of the home, having to handle a crisis, pressure to take part in conversation, anyone who refuses their cooking, people who forget names and dates
Leo: physical hurt, sedentary activities, being ignored, being backstage, lies and deceit, being laughed at, being told something they don’t know
Virgo: crowds and noise, vulgarity, people who whine, sitting still for a while, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes/tops off of toothpaste, being obligated to others, hipocrisy, weakness/failure
Libra: loud arguments, confused situations, sloppiness, ugly places, being pressured to make up their mind, being told it is up to them to make a change
Scorpio: being analyzed, being asked personal questions, people who know more than they do, too many compliments, having to trust a stranger
Sagittarius: disproval from others, making promises, being too safe/secure/confined, administration, tight clothes, having their honesty doubted
Capricorn: untidiness, being teased, familiarity, surprises, new ideas, loneliness, being made to feel useless, being embarrassed in public
Aquarius: emotion and intimacy, people who show off, being taken for granted, being pinned down in any way, violence and fighting, making loans or borrowing, authority, extravagance
Pisces: bright/noisy/crowded places, dirty/ugly objects, being told to get a grip, stiff clothing, authorities, people knowing too much about him or her
aries: fUCK
taurus: why the fuck
gemini: what the fuck
cancer: fuck my life
leo: fuck u i’m perfect(:
virgo: fuck
libra: fucking love me
scorpio: fuck u
sagittarius: ding dong ur fucking wrong
capricorn: fuck off
aquarius: fuck me
pisces: fuck this
aries is passion, fire in their veins, endless energy. they want to live forever and just experience everything, passionate about life and love and anything that holds their interest. they want to be the best at everything. they’re icarus flying too close to the sun, achilles and his power and his immortality. they’re loud and wild and they want the world, to live with childish excitement. their anger, though, is unpredictable and terrifying, like a volcano or a dragon that leave nothing behind their fury.
taurus is patience, the slow tick of the clock, lazy naps and plants and the smell of the earth after rain. they want to enjoy the pleasures of life, luxury and love and food and beauty. loyal and sensual, stubborn and traditional. stable with roots deep in the earth, they often get called materialistic for their love of beautiful things. but taurus is ruled by venus, and they long for romance before anything else, to care for someone and being loved in return.
gemini is wit and fun, the sign of peter pan. they are unpredictable, mutable air, changing every second from a face to another. they are talkative, manipulative and fun-loving. they have a way with words, and can talk their way out of any situation. they’re brilliant, really, smart in every sense of the word. they lose interest in things quickly, but they know a bit about everything. they have this youthful appearance, a personality that gets easily excited, and they’re not really fond of routine or responsibility.
cancer is the tide, the gentle glow of the moon, the waves crashing on the shore. they feel everything deeply, even though they don’t like to show it. they are very protective of those they love. they are the rain on a cold january day, the warmness of a blanket, the touch of a lover. bossy and moody, they are wonderful friends ; cancer will care when no one else does. they can be very loving and caring, but if they don’t like you, they will make sure you know it.
leo is courage and love and generosity. leo is the sun, and rules the heart ; they are emotional and warm and need attention and affection. they give back the love they receive with surprising intensity. but they are still lions : kings of the jungle, big lazy golden cats with magnificent hair and a playful spirit. leo is sunflowers, a sunny afternoon, vibrant laughter and brilliant smiles. but they are also very dramatic, and have mean claws they will not be afraid to use.
virgo is the endless pursuit of perfection. they want to finish everything they start and do everything that has to be done. like gemini, they are ruled by mercury, and have a great ability with words. though unlike the twins, virgo is better at writing than talking. they are very observant and detail-oriented, they notice if anything, anything, is slightly out of place. they are always happy to help, if a bit nervous, and make excellent detectives. they are often stereotyped as nerdy and boring, but they have a brilliant mind and a loving heart; they just struggle to share their emotions.
libra is balance and harmony, peace and equality. but if anything disturbs the balance, they can quickly lose themselves in indecisiveness and chaos. they are the sign of peace, but that does not mean they are docile ; they have aries’ rebellious spirit and a desire to break the boundaries. like taurus, they are ruled by venus, which is evident in their romantic nature and love of beauty and art. they often excel in painting or poetry. they are a wolf in a sheep’s clothing, a flower with hidden thorns, and despite their beauty and grace, their heart can easily turn to ice.
scorpio is death and passion and spirituality. they feel a deep connection to the underworld, to darkness and secrets and mysteries. they are secretive and intense, very observant, but unlike virgo, they analyze everyone they meet. they can be overcome by jealousy, and their feelings are always deep and overwhelming. they love with everything they have. they are impossible to forget, they will brand their name into your skin, and their words into your soul. they are vengeful and know exactly where to strike, how to hurt and create a wound that will never heal.
sagittarius is freedom and travel and sharp intellect, honesty and a carefree personality. they are simple people, and don’t need much to be happy. optimistic and adventurous, they are allergic to responsibility. they don’t really care what anyone thinks of them. they are smart and they know it. they are hilarious, with a great sense of humor and a lively personality. contrary to popular belief, they love with surprising intensity, and as long as you don’t try to hold them down, they will love you fully.
capricorn is the ice queen. with a cold exterior, always in control, they appear to be emotionless. that couldn’t be farther from the truth. they are ambitious and hard-working, yes, but they’re hardly the cold-hearted businessman everyone paints them to be. they have a wonderful sense of humor, a brilliant mind, and often make remarkable writers. they believe you should always try and work hard to make your dreams come true. they want to succeed and will stop at nothing to get what they want. their determination is admirable, as is their creativity. like virgo, they may struggle with displays of emotions, but that doesn’t mean they don’t feel them, or the stress, or the pression to succeed.
aquarius is the mad scientist in his fucked-up lab, inventing and creating night and day. they are rebellious and creative, with a modern and bright mind. their intelligence sometimes makes them feel superior to others, and they distance themselves from society even more. aquarius want to break all the rules and create a new, better world. like capricorn, they are often mistaken as being emotionless, but they are humanitarian and suffer with the world. they have opinions on pretty much anything and will fight you on them any day. they love being unique, original, shock, stand out from the crowd.
pisces is 3 am, vodka & psychedelic music. lou reed, kurt cobain and karen carpenter’s haunting voice. they’re wonderland, a sinking ship, lazy afternoons and heavy eyelids, a mess of feelings and obsessions. they feel everything, and are often exhausted by social interaction. they run away from responsibility, from life, from routine and obligations and reality. they’d rather not be here, and their escapism can manifest in many forms, through drugs and alcohol or creative expression. they are idealistic and awkward, romantic and mutable.
Spring Signs (Aries, Taurus, Gemini): They love food. All of them. Extremely enthusiastic about food.
Summer Signs (Cancer, Leo, Virgo): Huge nature people even though they prefer being indoors.
Fall Signs (Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius): FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE. WATCH OUT.
Winter Signs (Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces): Emotional roller coasters. Or emotionless roller coasters.