irosl6:

Please pray for us here in Greece.

Three different places near Athens were destroyed by massive forest fires.

• 180+ people are severely injured and burnt.

• 50 people and counting were found dead on the streets, in their cars or houses, including families that were found hugging each other.

• 100+ are missing.

This is a national tragedy. So many were lost because of ARROGANT PEOPLE.

Spreading awareness. There’s no need for such things to happen, so many lives were destroyed for no reason.

tcbook:

avegetariancannibal:

avegetariancannibal:

avegetariancannibal:

*looks but can’t find any file or draft or even voice memo of the fic I wrote about Will Graham’s penis being a divining rod that can find Hannibal*

Holy shit I think it was all just a dream.

No but Jack went to Will to ask him to help find Hannibal by using his magical wang. Hannibal had escaped prison and Will’s fleshy divining rod would twitch in his direction. So Jack followed him around and went in whatever direction it was twitching.

Then one day it stops twitching and Jack’s down on eye level with Will’s groin going, “Where is he, boy? Where’s the bad man?” and nothing. Will’s wiener gives no sign. Eventually everyone assumes it means Hannibal is dead.

But it turns out Will had taped ol’ Roddy down with duct tape so that it wouldn’t twitch anymore because he didn’t want to lead Jack to Hannibal anymore.

dear god what have I wrought

@victorineb @hotmolasses OH DEAR GOD’S THE GIF