MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
LET’S MAKE IT A FABULOUS, FANNIBAL, FRIDAY AND WISH HIM TONS OF LOVE WITH THE TAG #HAPPYBIRTHDAYBRYANFULLER AND OF COURSE MAKE SURE TO TAG HIM IN @BRYANFULLER!!!!
I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn’t a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin’s camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there’s no way this could possibly go wrong…
i love that when my sisters and i are on vacation we’re like phew im tired bedtime and we all go to bed and then lay there side by side on our phones, silently knowing what each other are doing
"Technically, you killed him." 