byjove-cannibalcove:

pragnificent:

avegetariancannibal:

While Hannibal was under lock and key, Alana allowed him computer access once or twice a week, but he was only allowed to visit Tumblr. He couldn’t make any posts or save any bookmarks or files. He was only permitted to endlessly scroll through the dusty blue hellsite.

Although Alana thought this would be a sort of punishment for him, he began to mentally catalog certain things that he could share with Will once they were reunited. They were things that reminded him of Will, or of their relationship.

They were memes.

As they lie in a nondescript motel room together after pulling themselves bloody and battered from the sea, Hannibal begins to relay a few of his favorites.

“Do you know of the sea mammal known as ‘Awkward Moment Seal,’ Will? You must picture in your mind’s eye the most nonplussed seal, with its face slightly drawn into the ripples of its own neck fat, and its lips somewhat pressed together in an expression that does not  know whether to be a smile. Now also picture text overlaying this which says ‘When you get a friend request from your boss.’ Can you imagine getting a friend request from Jack Crawford, Will? How awkward. That’s why I thought of you. Now, for the next 89 memes, you should be familiar with a Shiba Inu widely known as Doge…”

JESUS

this is my favourite thign in the entire world, i hate you so much, i ugly laughed