nervous-selkie:

thorlowkey:

marvel should make a mockumentary about loki as odin and the behind the scenes drama that went on while loki was trying to produce and direct his play. i wanna see tantrums about sets, actors, and interviews with asgardians who are just like “ya we know it’s loki but at least he’s not trying to kill anyone, so we just let him do what he wants”

and ideally combine it with that one headcanon that loki straight up kidnapped the actual matt damon

My friend is currently in the middle of a break-up, and my ugly ass brain decided to insert a very inaproppriate parallel to this scene from Thor: Ragnarok.
My friend is Hulk, her ex is Loki, and her current boyfriend is Thor
And I’m here ugly wailing/laughing because it’s funny and I’m a bad person.
The only thing that makes me feel better is the knowledge that she’d appreciate the joke.