Oznaka: omg

danielkanhai:

i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence. 

alulawings:

OT5 Greek God Direction –

Bringing champzagne’s words of wisdom (x) to life! Niall – Dionysus; Harry -Apollo; Zayn – Zayn; Louis – Hermes; Liam – Poseidon.

I figured Zayn probably is too godly to need a toga or accessories. Am I right? Haha.

(Also thanks to artsbybau, from whose cool livestream drawing session I learned some line art color changing tricks applied here!)

Other draws by me

Source: alulawings

the signs as harry tweets

Aries: Just dropped my phone on my face.
Taurus: Socrates, born in Athens in the 5th century BCE, marks a watershed in Ancient Greek philosophy.
Gemini: How did I get cake on my shoulder? I haven’t even had any cake.
Cancer: The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something
Leo: A little party never killed nobody.
Virgo: I feel olllllllllllldddddddddddd.
Libra: Guess who’s back, back again. Boots are back, tell a friend.
Scorpio: @NiallOfficial is your email still da_pimp_is_ere@dapimpmail.com?
Sagittarius: Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask.
Capricorn: Despite the company outside, I believe in equal rights for everyone. I think God loves all. Thanks for coming to the show though.
Aquarius: is is possible fro cats to go to space…
Pisces: I think I think I think too much.