The third of my ten giveaway drabbles to celebrate 1000 followers is for @artbyvictoriaskye, who gave the following (beautifully crackers) prompt: “But what
if…one time when Will has an encephalitis blackout, he comes to and has dyed
his hair bleach blond? I want Hannibal’s reaction to a bleach blond Will when
he shows up for one of his sessions. Mwahahaha.”
“How could you, Will? How?”
Hannibal kneels at
Will’s feet, beating his fists into the carpet.
“I lost time, I don’t…
Hannibal please, I know it’s bad but it’s not permanent.”
Hannibal howls. “You cannot
undo the damage to my eyes, my mind.” His face contorts in pain. “Your curls.
Your beautiful curls, Will!”
“They’re still here,
Hannibal. They’re just… paler.”
“They’re platinum blonde!”
“Knew I should’ve kept
the hat on. I’m going to the salon tomorrow, ok?”
“Indeed not. I shall accompany
you to my personal stylist immediately.”
“Um… ok. Hannibal?”
“Yes?”
“You think my curls are
beautiful?”
“…Usually.”
OMG, that’s so amazing! I would love so much to see a manip Will with blond curls, but I can’t…. maybe @byk23 ? Or someone?
Why do you all always make me do bad things to Hugh.
This is as platinum as i can get him before the colors get wonky
He looks better as a natural blond
Bonus: i couldn’t resist a Trost from Dirk Gently pink hair look
Oh my god, so many amazing/terrible things on one post 😂 @trash-cannibal and @byk23 you are both evil geniuses and I hope to god blond Hugh never happens for real 🤣
Richard just told us that years ago Jared took his phone and texted his wife acting like Richard was texting another woman 😂😂😂 he also took wildly inappropriate photos that Richard has never shown anyone but rob, and Jared made it his wife’s contact photo omfg
Richard was like “why would you do that?!”
Jared goes “dude. You left your phone in the green room.”
"Technically, you killed him." 