Oznaka: lucifer
who is my little devil?
– I’m glad he found someone. He deserves a woman like you in his life.
… Have you slept with him yet?
– What?!
– See? You’re different.
If these are the same guys that abducted, allegedly, Lucifer, they’re gonna recognize him.
*Lucifer 3.13 Spoiler*
Producers of Lucifer: Surprise, we are giving you Tom Welling!
Me: Yes! YES! DEAR SATAN YES! THANK YOU!
Producers: But there is a twist… He. Is. Actually. Cain!
Me: Phahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahaha…
Producers: What’s so funny?
Me: Phahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Producers: What? WHAT?
Me: You are kidding right?
Producers: …
Me: This doggy eyed, kind, lovable, delightful, cute, charming, cuddly, adorkable sweet, soft, warm ball of fuzz… is the First Murderer.
Producers: … yes …? …
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… … PPPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Producers: We’ll make a scenario where he is gay with Lucifer…
Me: You forever have my undivided attention…!
Here’s the thing, Lucifer. You seem to make every case about you and this one actually might be.
"Technically, you killed him." 