me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building
Oznaka: lol yes
using microsoft word
*moves an image a mm to the left*
all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.
thecommunityoftrustworthysinks:
in infinity war i need thor to have no idea who peter is but he doesn’t ask, he just sees him using his tech and talking about designing something and interacting with tony, and at some point during the movie thor says to tony, “you should be proud of your son”
and tony’s like, “my what now”
”your son. peter?”
”…he’s not- you thought he was my sON?”
and thor gets like awkwardly defensive and goes “well…you know he has the…the electronics…”
“You brought a teenager to space in a spider themed Iron Man suit, what else what I supposed to think?”
i’m watching 9×22 and one of the angels was like about dean “i know he’s the commanders friend and we’re supposed to pretend to like him”
and i’m laughing because that implies, somewhere along the line, castiel ordered these angels to be nice to his boyfriend
Zayn really does not have a bad angle. Imagine having this much power.
probably h&l on XFactor
louis: I am not a gay man
harry: *walks by*
louis: I am a gay man
"Technically, you killed him." 