Spring is just around the corner! And that means sunshine, fresh air, and a nice cold drink to make you stay healthy! With these few simple ingredients, you too can enjoy the beautiful flowers and allergies while sitting under the shade of your front porch!
Ingredients
1 cup of vodka
1 ½ cups vodka
1 tbsp vodka
a pinch of vodka
one 64 fl. oz bottle of vodka
a dash of your hopes and dreams
two jugs of vodka (your choice in flavor)
4 cups vodka (optional)
Instructions
Just stir the ingredients in a large bowl until it’s all blended together and the surface is smooth enough to see your tear-stained reflection in.
"Technically, you killed him." 