HOW DO I GET ON HIS TEAM?!!!! STAGE CREW?! WATER GIRL?! PERSONAL ASSISTANT???! PERSONAL DICK STROKER?!! FIT ME IN ZAYN!
Oznaka: lmao
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
“QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!” *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
my life’s a lie
1d laughing when billboard cut liam off i’m crying
i cant believe liam was about to propose to zayn but they cut him off
"Technically, you killed him." 