Oznaka: lmao

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nebula-cnidaria:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

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aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

avegetariancannibal:

byk23:

shukkhy:

leticheecopae:

cryoverkiltmilk:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

The second explination put this in my head.

Juvenile Lion: *loitering*

Mongoose: YOU DAMN KID, GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!

Juvenile: MOOOOOOM!

Lioness: Oh for fuck sake not again. Mongoose, everything the light touches is—

Mongoose: OFF MY LAWN YOU IMPERIAL ASSHOLES! FUCK YOUR LIGHT! I LIVE IN A GOD DAMN HOLE, YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT BALL OF SWELTERING HATE IN THE SKY? THIS IS MINE! MIIIIINE! GO GET YOUR ASS BIT BY A COBRA AND DIE SO YOU CAN BECOME THE FUCKING GRASS AND I CAN FERTILIZE YOU!

Lioness: I—

Mongoose: FUCK OOOOOOOOOOFF!

@byk23

But why is Will so angry?

to be fair he has a lot to be angry about

First lion: Can I borrow your imagination?

Mongoose: NO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

2nd Lion: Look, one of the mongoose’s big motivations is fear—

Mongoose: DO I LOOK AFRAID TO YOU I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

3rd Lion: I want that mongoose under my house when the snakes slither by.

Mongoose: FUCK YOU! YOU’RE NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR ME TO LIVE UNDER YOUR HOUSE

Oh god what did y’all do