Signs as flavours

zodiac4thots:

aries: A margarita by the pool side.

taurus: Jam filled donut.

gemini: Warm home-made pizza right out of the oven.

cancer: Vodka caused by a heartbreak and regret.

leo: 8 course meal at a fancy ass restaurant. 

virgo: Drinking a Shirley temple, friend-sitting your drunk buddies at the club.

libra: Traditional food from your favorite country/place

scorpio: cookies and brownies made by you and your best friend while in a messy kitched.

sagittarius: Unhealthy yet irresistible chips. 

capricorn: Good pussy.

aquarius: water when you need it the most.

pisces: A night in at a hotel with some wine and room service, watching your favorite show.