aries: A margarita by the pool side.
taurus: Jam filled donut.
gemini: Warm home-made pizza right out of the oven.
cancer: Vodka caused by a heartbreak and regret.
leo: 8 course meal at a fancy ass restaurant.
virgo: Drinking a Shirley temple, friend-sitting your drunk buddies at the club.
libra: Traditional food from your favorite country/place
scorpio: cookies and brownies made by you and your best friend while in a messy kitched.
sagittarius: Unhealthy yet irresistible chips.
capricorn: Good pussy.
aquarius: water when you need it the most.
pisces: A night in at a hotel with some wine and room service, watching your favorite show.
Oznaka: lmao
i can’t remember when, why or how I followed you but damn that was the best decision i’ve ever made !
you can’t remember why?
i think i know why
The zodiac signs during a zombie apocalypse:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
Cancer:
Leo:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Libra:
Taurus:
Aries:
Virgo:
Gemini:
Scorpion:
The “mom can I stay in the car” squad
Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
Who’s responsible?
No you did not…
If this is what they call ‘intimate’
i wonder what this is called
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept
CINDERELLA vs BELLE: Princess Rap Battle (Sarah Michelle Gellar & Whitne…
This is amazing
vuls:
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
















