first impressions are hard

Hannibal AU where all the titles are porny puns

The Number of the Beast is Sex Sex Sex

Just for example.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackness-by-your-side:

this 👆🏾

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

pukicho:

pollofrita:

pukicho:

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

……. I beg your pardon

Beg

Source: mean-cannibals

So did they have to redo the shoot or? (Personally, I’m all for blue mini shorts Zaynie looking over it) You can see a complete difference with the photo sets. Aside from the obvious things. Zayn looks like he’s “trying” to put more effort into looking like he actually wants to be there (though he still looks as if he wishes he could be somewhere else, He get an “A” for effort). Also the bandage is gone in the new pics. plus we have a low riding hat and Z actually paddling this time.

mellygrant:

hiii!

I think the 1DHQ interns took the performance notes that the fandom provided and adjusted accordingly, like they do. These photos were meant to be distributed to media outlets, so Zayn had to pull a Ron Swanson and go back and whole ass it.

Behold Zayn on Wednesday, scowling like a champ (which is no easy feat when you’ve got a cigarette hanging out of your mouth and boxers made of your own disdain on) looking like he was having none of anybody’s bullshit about kayaking, which the fandom took notice of:

Totally different 24 hours later. Zayn whole assed it the next day and it worked, because news of their ~~completely planned promotional vacation and staged beach photo shoot~~ is everywhere.

Some of the headlines:

So did they have to redo the shoot or? (Personally, I’m all for blue mini shorts Zaynie looking over it) You can see a complete difference with the photo sets. Aside from the obvious things. Zayn looks like he’s “trying” to put more effort into looking like he actually wants to be there (though he still looks as if he wishes he could be somewhere else, He get an “A” for effort). Also the bandage is gone in the new pics. plus we have a low riding hat and Z actually paddling this time.

mellygrant:

hiii!

I think the 1DHQ interns took the performance notes that the fandom provided and adjusted accordingly, like they do. These photos were meant to be distributed to media outlets, so Zayn had to pull a Ron Swanson and go back and whole ass it.

Behold Zayn on Wednesday, scowling like a champ (which is no easy feat when you’ve got a cigarette hanging out of your mouth and boxers made of your own disdain on) looking like he was having none of anybody’s bullshit about kayaking, which the fandom took notice of:

Totally different 24 hours later. Zayn whole assed it the next day and it worked, because news of their ~~completely planned promotional vacation and staged beach photo shoot~~ is everywhere.

Some of the headlines:

sergeantsexual:

a man’s best friend

Source: sergeantsexual

majorgenerally:

brienneofthrace:

coelasquid:

mayanangel:

THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME

I don’t know if this will be as funny to me tomorrow morning, but right now im losin my shit

I want him to sit so bad!

I’m so disappointed that he didn’t sit

godshipsit:

“destiel, but every time they come back to each other africa by toto starts playing” (x)