you don’t know chaos until you’ve seen a 1d interview. you always have at least two vastly different conversations going on at once, often not even relating to the question, ranging anywhere from wild boars to which dips are best on crackers. lots of talking over one another. frazzled interviewers who have essentially been thrust into a classroom with kids they’re not equipped to handle; one of them is eating glue and dissociating, another is calling them a peanut head. very insightful comments that are often overlooked. harry and louis always communicating using just their eyes. niall shredding his nails while liam lies for 10 minutes straight. zayn wondering why the greek gods thought it would be a fun prank to send him to earth.