don’t walk out of this man’s concert. don’t touch this man’s tiara. don’t lie about your birthday. don’t lie about how far along you are in your pregnancy. don’t forget to take the tag off your dress. don’t be a tall attractive dad. don’t shake your head no when asked if you’re having a good time. don’t forget your own name. don’t
“Excuse me, in the middle of the back, where the hell do you think you’re going? I still have 15 minutes left. Back to your seats! Back to your seats! It doesn’t do well for my narcism when people leave early.”
"Technically, you killed him." 