I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn’t a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin’s camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there’s no way this could possibly go wrong…
Recently I’ve seen lot of posts where McGonagall freaks out when Harry’s
children start Hogwarts and I know it sounds funny but it really bothers me
that some people think this is something she would do.
Let’s just remember that
she:
– fought and survived THREE wars.
– had to deal with the marauders AND Voldemort’s inner circle when they were
young.
– kept the Weasley twins at bay.
– perfectly managed a school full of teenagers when every year a psychopath
tried to kill Harry.
– had to bury most of her dearest and brilliant students.
– had to deal with the fact she is one of the main reasons why the Death Eaters
were really good, she taught them well and then used this knowledge to kill.
– spent months living in constant mortal peril when Snape was headmaster and
never cared about her safety, her main concern were her students.
– HAD TO ALWAYS FIX DUMBLEDORK STUPID MISTAKES BECAUSE HE HAD NO CLUE ABOUT HOW
TO MANAGE A SCHOOL AND ALWAYS KEPT HER IN THE DARK UNTIL THE SHIT HIT FAN THEN
IT WAS HER RESPONSABILITY TO SAVE THE DAY.
– was only “defeated” once and it was because she was fighting
against FOUR Aurors when they tried to arrest Hagrid.
– was feared and respected even by the Death Eaters and the corrupted Ministry
of Magic.
– classy dealt with Dolores Umbridge even when her career was in danger.
Do you really think she would be scared
of a bunch of kids just for their last name?!
Come on! She will be like “Finally! I was getting
really bored”.
Those children are so not ready for
Minerva “McBadass” McGonagall.
McGonagall’s wand is made of fir which is literally called “the survivor’s wand” (x). Even her wand knows that nobody fucks with McGonagall. Remember that time she took multiple Stunning Spells to the chest that should have killed her?
"Technically, you killed him." 