these captions are so odd and unlikely and I don’t get half of them but GOD they are funny. Your sister’s chest hair? WTF!!! What does fetch in this context mean anyway. Oh just thankyou for making and sharing this.
you’re very welcome! the captions won’t make sense unless you’ve seen the movie Mean Girls… and if you haven’t, i INSIST that you do so. trust me: the only way hannibal could be more terrifying is if it had been set in an american high school.
Okay, no, I have more feelings about this than I thought I did, and it certainly isn’t MY fault, @softwillgraham, so I want to compile all the reasons why Hannibal Lecter is the perfect knitting grandma, because those reasons deserve to see the light of day:
– Hannibal Lecter sitting by the fire in his reading glasses (seriously, he’s about 53 and probably needs them) with his current knitwork project neatly in his lap.
– Hannibal Lecter knitting warm socks for his husband, because they live in Iceland, and you either wear three pairs of socks and cuddle with your hubbie all day or you DIE, Will.
– Hannibal Lecter knitting tiny sweaters for the dogs, because they deserve to be warm and… well-dressed? Dunno, he knows more about fashion than I do.
– Hannibal Lecter knitting egg cosies for their breakfast table.
– Hannibal Lecter having treacherous Grandma Cookie Tins™. Will’s disappointment at expecting cookies and finding sewing supplies is only surpassed by the dogs’ disappointment at expecting dog treats and finding sewing supplies.
Feel free to add grandma headcanons to this!
Dude don’t forget the cross-stitched floral signs that says things like “home is where the knives are”, that’s very important
"Technically, you killed him." 