my mom just shared a post on facebook about easter being on april fool’s day and replacing those miniature chocolate egg candies by foil-wrapping grapes, and let me just say, i have never been so glad that i am a grown-ass adult living out of the house. there’s nothing in this world quite as terrifying as a single mother who has a dad’s sense of humor.
I wonder what mischief hannibal would get up to with an April Fool’s Easter….
"Technically, you killed him." 