do you think if that period of time where will and hannibal were literally profiling each other’s crime scenes had been extended they would have gotten really petty. like “the killer probably needs to commit to whatever relationship he’s in right now because his lover is getting restless” “hmm…this killer has mixed feelings about dog hair in his apartment” “fascinating how this killer hasn’t done the dishes in a month”
😂
Hannibal: This killer is hurt that his beloved leaves the toilet seat up, causing him to fall into the bowl in the wee hours of the morning
Will: TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHT FIRST!
Jack: …
Will: …is what I would say to the killer.
But there are good days too.
“This killer is so hot when he wears that red sweater…”
“And this one does the tongue thing so well…”
“Do you notice that this killer specifically bent the corpse the way the other killer bends him when…?”
Jack: I UNDERSTOOD! OK? IT DOESN’T SEEM SO, BUT I DID!
Will: The killer once wore antlers on his head and tiny black underpants and pranced about the bedroom while his boyfriend chased after him with a feather duster
Jack: That’s…oddly specific
Will: It’s his design, Jack.
Hannibal: *surreptitiously brushes a feather out of his hair*
"Technically, you killed him." 