avegetariancannibal:

hanni-bunny-lecter:

avegetariancannibal:

Imagine a Hannibal AU that’s a bit like Murder on the Orient Express, except it takes place entirely on a train that only goes back and forth between Wolf Trap and Baltimore, which takes days for some reason.

And someone keeps killing and eating the fellow passengers, and Will begins to suspect it’s Dr. Lecter, who befriended him at the start of the journey. Nobody believes him, and in fact, start to think that Will is the murderer.

So Will decides to seduce Dr. Lecter to get the truth out of him. Except they fall in love for real and frame Jack Crawford, the train conductor who shouts at everyone and keeps touching people’s glasses for some reason.

The end.

And then Chiyoh kicks them both off the train.

Chiyoh: There are means of influence other than violence, but violence is what you understand.

Hannibal: No, we figured it out.

Will: Yeah we used sex, not violence.

Hannibal: Though there was some light nipple tweaking.

Will: And hair pulling—

Chiyoh: *shoves them both somersaulting off the train*