“A soul mate’s purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life.”
Penis shaped pizza, yay! Blacklist Penis Friday and Nsfw if you don’t want any peen / slashy / gaysexing stuff on your dash. Otherwise, enjoy 😉
Season 1 Hannibal makes this pizza for Will, trying to give him a hint that he’s warm for his form. But Will’s just like “Haha what a cute pizza, shaped like elephant with the big ears and trunk and all, what a nice friend you are, Dr. Lecter.”
When you realize that you are that friend in the group
It’s so beautiful I could cry
Sigh. I would like to state for the record that this is not what I intended in posting penis shaped objects on my blog, and I am both enchanted and terrified.
Much like the twisted up corpse of a poet suddenly turns into a headless meat-stag, things in this fandom tend to take on a life of their own 🙂 ❤
(Actually Imaginarylock here) I’m horrified at the amount of notes, HORRIFIED
Sometimes we do not get to choose our legacy, for our legacy chooses us…
It’s Friday and you know what that mean kids…the penis pizza is back! Yes, this is @imaginarylock ‘s legacy now. Come show it all the love!
This may stand as both a warning about Penis Friday, and a cautionary tale about the Hannibal fandom. The more I told them to stop reblogging the damn thing, the more byk23 added onto it. Sigh. All hail the penis pizza, I guess. 🍕🍕🍕
My legacy, apparently.
This Pizzapeen has been confiscated for evidence
Beware of the Hannibal fandom, be careful what you post. Fandom will run with it, all the way down the rabbithole.
Still the most reblogged thing I’ve ever posted. Goddam fannibals.
Things that my family won’t understand if I die without deleting my blog #669
The Lithuanian Butter Churn reminded me that the newer Fannibals have not seen the older crack posts. So bringing back my top 8 crack post for your enjoyment
For those that ponders such things from this post and ask the important questions. Just how big is the boot of Hannibal’s Bentley and how many butter churns can one fit in there.
Antique Lithuanian Butter Churn from here. I swear i did not go looking for this. I just googled antique butter churn and this was the first suggestion. Sometimes the crack writes itself.
"Technically, you killed him." 