so in american gods there’s a bunch of different versions of jesus due to all of the varied beliefs about his appearance and teachings right? we also know that there’s a lot of versions of the virgin mary with baby jesus for the same reasons. so that means that somewhere out there in american gods’ universe a fucked up muscular baby homunculi jesus is running around because renaissance ppl believed and some ppl still believe that bible passages about jesus being born “fully formed” mean he looked like a tiny ripped middle aged man as a baby.
“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.
"Technically, you killed him." 