Hannibal Season 4 Scenario
I blame this wholly on @victorineb, who popped this idea into my head…
A woman sidles up to an attractive gentleman at a dog park in Argentina, and smiles.
“Which one is yours?”
“The big one playing in the corner by the tree.”
“Cute! I have the golden retriever over there with the stick.”
“Charming.”
“Don’t think I’ve seen you here before…”
“We were irregular visitors until recently. But I’m committed to making the journey at least once a day. Will gets destructive if he’s too sedentary.”
“Oh, I know about that! Moose ate a pillow last week, didn’t you buddy?”
“Ah yes, Will has ruined several sets of sheets, a painting and a roast.”
“Awwww, well it’s good you’re getting him outside, letting him run it all off.”
“Yes, well, one can hope.”
“You could always crate train him if you need to.”
“You know, I’ve attempted that, but he always gets out. He also complains so bitterly.”
“Lots of barking, huh?”
“Hmmm? No, cursing mostly, a few empty threats…”
“What?”
“Pardon me a moment – WILL! WILL PUT DOWN THAT DOG, IT’S FILTHY AND YOU PROMISED ME DINNER!”
“Will…isn’t a dog?”
“No! He’s that handsome creature waving his middle finger at me over there.”
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe
and i have to apologise
i’ve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying
I will reblog this every time I see it posted
JACK CRAWFORD *banging angrily on the glass*: ‘STOP! YOU STOP THAT NOW! YOU ARE SUPPOSED BE SAD! THIS IS A PUNISHMENT! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE- WHO LET THEM BE PUT IN THE SAME CELL-?!’
ALANA: ‘Apparently there is a community that…’ships’… the two of them. They petitioned the Board with over 5,000 signatures and a significant crowdfunding campaign.’
JACK CRAWFORD: ‘WHAT THE HELL DO BOATS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!’
😂😂😂
(I made a Lockscreen for my phone…)
I wish i were an enderman. holding shit. teleportin. screaming when someone looks at me
Don’t forget about redecorating
jstreetstunts: Now these three lads worked their arses off. I pushed them hard physically on circuits, we had them in and out of the cold water and made them crawl through the sand and roll around on the wet beach to do their weapons training. They did not bleat about it once!!! I am sure they would have made great soldiers. Harry still maintains his smoulder look.
Aneurin Barnard, Fionn Whitehead, me, Harry Styles.
Thanks for the work Tom Struthers.
Hannibal rewatch
| Futamono
You didn’t bring me here to help you kill Hannibal Lecter.
No, I didn’t; I brought you here to bear witness.To tell Jack Crawford that I sat in Hannibal Lecter’s cobalt blue dining room, an ostentatious herb garden
with leda and the swan over the fireplace and you having a fit in the corner.
That’s where I asked him if he was the Chesapeake Ripper, and he avoided the question and suggested I kill Alana Bloom.
"Technically, you killed him." 