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liberalautisticnerd831:

ealeczander:

*Lucifer 3.13 Spoiler*

Producers of Lucifer: Surprise, we are giving you Tom Welling!

Me: Yes! YES! DEAR SATAN YES! THANK YOU!

Producers: But there is a twist… He. Is. Actually. Cain!

Me: Phahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahaha…

Producers: What’s so funny?

Me: Phahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Producers: What? WHAT?

Me: You are kidding right?

Producers: …

Me: This doggy eyed, kind, lovable, delightful, cute, charming, cuddly, adorkable sweet, soft, warm ball of fuzz… is the First Murderer.

Producers: … yes …? …

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… … PPPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Producers: We’ll make a scenario where he is gay with Lucifer…

Me: You forever have my undivided attention…!

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