Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Uhhhh… Not sure if the original poster knows how small a violin is- let me break it down for you. It’s too small to live in. Violins are musical instruments that are to be played by people and they are small enough to carry on your shoulder, so no, you can’t live inside of one. It’s a shame I even have to explain this, people these days aren’t involved with the arts and rather listen to rap music.
so in american gods there’s a bunch of different versions of jesus due to all of the varied beliefs about his appearance and teachings right? we also know that there’s a lot of versions of the virgin mary with baby jesus for the same reasons. so that means that somewhere out there in american gods’ universe a fucked up muscular baby homunculi jesus is running around because renaissance ppl believed and some ppl still believe that bible passages about jesus being born “fully formed” mean he looked like a tiny ripped middle aged man as a baby.
"Technically, you killed him." 