byk23:

tiggymalvern:

avegetariancannibal:

grahamsdogs:

avidreadr2004:

avegetariancannibal:

Lol imagine being Peter’s social worker kneeling in the barn while Hannibal is fondling Will’s neck and talking some weird shit about knowledge and intrusion and whispering to a chrysalis like he’s some kind of I dunno horny entomologist, and you know what he’s thinking? You know what Peter’s social worker is thinking? “I thought being inside a horse’s belly would be the weirdest thing I experienced today, but I was wrong.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Holy shit, why have I never thought of that scene from Peter’s social worker perspective? It’s fucking hilarious. Also horny entomologist.

Also, how long did that cuddling go on? How long did Hannibal and Will stare at each other’s eyes and lips? Did Hannibal say anything else? Did Will? Did Peter’s social worker whose name I can’t recall right now eventually clear his throat to remind them he was there?

I’m pretty sure Will was the one who broke that eyefuck. Hannibal would have stood there soaking Will in for days.

List of innocent bystanders subjected to Awkward Hannigram Eye Sex ™ 
– Peter’s Social Worker
– Randall Tier’s corpse
– those ortolans
– Francis
– Tobias’s corpse
– Mason